What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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