If i come over, it means nothing
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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