Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
