it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Say something about gay babies.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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