You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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