I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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