my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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