i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
