I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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