when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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