He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I party with great urgency now.
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