Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
