Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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