Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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