ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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