belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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