have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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