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say what?
wanna hang out?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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