I think I won the penis lottery.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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