I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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