Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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