So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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