I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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