i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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