you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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