OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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