The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I FOUND THE LEGS
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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