Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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