How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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