i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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