hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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