i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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