You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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