Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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