So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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