sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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