Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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