She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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