thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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