that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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