There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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