I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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