so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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