I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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