Cold hands, warm shart.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
