I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
