so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize