i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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