Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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