so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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