Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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