(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He passed out mid-signature
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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