And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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