just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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