Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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