youre lurking in front of me
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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