If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize