to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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