Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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