it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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